King of the Hill

Goal: To own the Hill

If someone is on the hill, you must remove them (in a funny manner I hope).

/me claims the barren hill for himself

I eat you. My hill.

I push you off the hill. My hill.

i summon a giant tsunami that washes you off of my hill.

I own the hill

/Me freezes the soaking wet hill, you slide off. Me straps on the crampons and climb to the summit...MY Hill

Global worming does the work for me, the ice melts and you are washed off the hill, i take a boat and take the hill. My hill.

I use dark magic to warp the hill to a new location. Mine

I use a supper special magic radar to find the island and i bomb it to shreds, then i use good magic to build it back up. My hill.

I call in a Delta Force team who kick your ass, then I get a Q5 defense system on, my hill.

The people working at the Q5 defense system overthrow you and elect me as the leader of the hill, my hill.

Being the traitors the workers are, i pay them, they overthrow you and elect me as king, i kill them all and make massive fortifications of awesomeness! My hill.

I bring in loyal kangaroos to build your hill into an even larger hill belonging to me.

My hill.

Jesus, riding a dinosaur, comes down from the heavens and destroys the Earth along with the hill. Needing another fun plaything Jesus demands that Daddy makes another Earth. So the first day Daddy makes the Heavens and the Earth. The second day he makes the skies. Jesus thought this was taking too damn long so he kills the Father and creates Earth in a matter of seconds, creates a hill, and sits atop it and rules it.

My hill.

With God dead, Jesus becomes mortal, I kill him, gaining his powers too, mix them with the blood of God and become immortal. I march on your hill Team Fortress II Ubercharge style and kill you all....! My hill.

I'm an atheist, god doesn't exist so he can't give you any power, i shoot you with my pistol and i construct a fort on it. My hill

I turn into a zombie and me and my horde marches on your fort, it doesn't stand a chance and I over take it and spawn hundreds of creepers to guard me and my zombie horde, my zombie infested hill...

I kill zombies with my anti-zombie ray of death and i construct a zombie fortress, my hill.

I use dark magic and call forth the dragons of old, who destroy you and your hill. This I make a super hill with inbuilt iron shelter bunkers that guarded with dragons and magic :O

My hill

I get the motherf*cking dwarf dragon slayers to to take down your, then they use their awesome craftsmanship and build a huge city of gold and sliver guarded by royal elite dwarfs...my hill.

Me moves the hill forward in time and seize control of the hill surrounded by the ruins of a dwarven city.
/My Hill

I use my awesome manliness to bring the town back to the dwarven age along with you, thus you are now in the middle of a huge enemy city, you are imprisoned and killed.

My hill

I turn it into a hill minecraft style, set the TNT and blow you off the face of the earth, I then collect all the blocks and rebuild a hill from Obsedian My hill

Silence! I kill you! I take the hill. My hill! ;D

STOP TAKING MY HILLLLLLLLL! You run away scared... My hill

I finally gather the courage to come back to the hill, i ask you kindly that you relinquish the hill to *moi*(le French accent). My hill! Thank you kindly