King of the Hill

Unfortunately, it was a trap! You fell into my lava trapdoor and die. Hill de Moi (or w.e)

The lava only lit up my cigar, i take my colt revolver shoot you in the FACE! And take the hill, my hill!

my face regenerates, and I reveal my true, terminator self, and I well... terminate you My hill

Simple EMP strike, you're fried, my HILL!

Sends in a stealth bomber, blows you and the hill up but forms a super tough ash made hill from the ashes... duh... my hill

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, i send in a C-130 with a MOAB and i suck at rhymes, boobs.

haha I decide the battle is lost.......




BUT IT WAS A TRICK! Whilst celebrating winning the hill, my Asassins come and kill you and set up the brotherhood on My Hill

I quickly assemble my own assassin team, which become double agents in your brotherhood. They killed everyone silently in the night and I claim the hill and the assassins hideout for me!

Massive artillery barrage, assassins can't hide from that, my army rolls in and establishes a super powerful base. My Hill.

I send in the Marines... SEMPER FI BIT*H!!! They kick your little ass and yeah go marines o7

I send the Viet Kong, ooooh marines are screwed Then i build a massive socialist empire My hill.

I send in the Ultramarines....enough said. My hill.

I send in the Imperial Stormtroopers, they suck and get killed, but lord Vader uses his death grip and kills all the ultramarines. My hill!

I send in the S.A.S - just a small group of 5 men who kill everyone and well enough said, My hill.

I send a ninja, nuff said. My hill.

You die of old age. My Hill.

I raise Hernando Cortez from the dead and convince him there are mounds of gold on the hill, he is still digging for it atm. My hill.

I didnt die, Therefore I bribe Hernando Cortez with gold to kill you forever. My Hill

Joseph Rich wrote:

I didnt die, Therefore I bribe Hernando Cortez with gold to kill you forever. My Hill

Simple, i bribe Cortez myself, he kills you i kill him, my hill.


P.S. Haha well done Warlord, i lol'd

You die of small pox, a disease Hernan Likes. My hill

I get a vaccine, i shoot you in the face, my hill.

Luckily I had a tiny shield the exact size of a bullet on my face, it deflected the bullet and somehow the bullet traveled with enough velocity to knock a small communications satellite out of orbit falling on you and thus killing you. My.......hill

What? You never existed. My Hill

Simple i shoot you, pure and effective, my hill.

I excavate the hill, whoch crushes you, and build a new one. My Hill.