King of the Hill

I send an army of Ronin, that rape your face, my hill.

My Ninjas assassinate everyone in the game. My hill

I nuke the entire area, they die, i send in the Japanese who clear out the toxic waste in months, then i build a huge fortified base. My Hill.

The fortified base crumbles in moments, all die, My Hill.

yet a small piece of the wall remains, i sneeze and the wall collapses...on your head, my hill.

The wall is also enraged with huge dung beetles, which bury you in crap, and you are baked alive, the beetles then die. My Hill

I start developing a program for WMD and i finish it, you get scared and you move away. My hill.

I walk up the hill, and claim it. My hill.

I slap you in the face...hard, you apologize for stealing my hill. My hill.

After realizing the error of my ways, I write down a apology letter to you. However, the ink has anthrax spores in it :3. I put my HAZMAT suit on, my hill.

You lose all air in your Hazmat suit, you die, My Hill.

I take my broadsword and stab you in the gut...my hill.

You die. My hill

You didn't specify how i die, so your argument is invalid, i take out my death note. I write your name and the Japanese gods of death take you on an adventure with lollipops and rainbows, my hill.

You die o me. My Hill.

I spam the forums until you go mad and are institutionalized, my hill.

You were banned from the forums, My Hill

:O

Good one, i make a new profile and continue what i did, then i frame you, so you look like the spammer you get banned, my hill.

YOu got banned again. My Hill